Are you from California?

• ----So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, it's your turn.....
• You know you're from California if:
• 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
• 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
• 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
• 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
• 5. You can't remember . . Is pot illegal?
• 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
• 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
• 8. You can't remember . .. . Is pot illegal?
• 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
• 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S., Unlike back home
• 11. the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
• 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
• 13. You can't remember . .. .is pot illegal?
• 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
• 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
• 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
• 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
• 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
• 19. The Terminator is your Governor.
• 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

• Thanks Bill