The Man Rules

• The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
• At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
• We always hear " the rules "! From the female side.
• Now here are the rules from the male side.
• These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! !
• 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
• 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
• 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
• 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
• 1. Crying is blackmail.
• 1. Ask for what you want . Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
• 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
• 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
• 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
• 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.
• 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
• 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
• 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
• 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
• 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
• 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
• 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
• 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
• 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really
• 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
• 1. You have enough clothes.
• 1. You have too many shoes.
• 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
• 1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
• But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
• Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh.
• Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh.
• thanks Annette