Sleepy Sailor

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room wastaken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just abed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant -- an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But totell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining roomshave complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."The next morning, the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed andbushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?""Nope. I shut him up in no time," said the Navy guy."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," thesailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on thecheek, and said, 'Goodnight beautiful,'...And he sat up all nightwatching me." Thanks Bill