5 Q & A's

1. Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
2. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
3. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
4. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.
5. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Thought for the day: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose...

Thanks Joni