The Why's of Men

• 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
• (because they are plugged into a genius)
• 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
• (they don't have enough time)
• 3.. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
• (they don't stop to ask directions)
• 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
• (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
• (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
• 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
• (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
• 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
• (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
• 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
• (don't know......it never happened)
• ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
• And the personal favorite:
• 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
• (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
• Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.
• Thanks Ronda